Finally, at long last, and by popular demand, Arthur Foot III presents his greatest poems from his legendary performances with The Cogkneys, plus many poems that have never been performed anywhere.

Featuring 'Trousers', 'Oh! Those Naughty Tentacles', 'The German Inventrix' and many more.
Yes, now you can enjoy 'My Fabulous Erection' whenever you like!
(Tilly Maydme, Arthur's cockney sparrow sidekick also has a piece or two in there.) 

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