Well, hello.

Welcome to our new website, we hope you like it. 
We're currently working our naughty little bottoms off on our brand new show, ready for headlining The Major's Soiree at the Asylum, only the world's finest bally Steampunk convention/convivial/event. Tickets can be bought here, but hurry, they're selling out jolly fast...

Don't forget that little old me has got a slender tome for sale, with my ribald yet exquisite poetry... er, in it. Cast your eyes upwards to see the link that will lead you to a page all about it on this very website. Oh, do.

Speak soon!

Ta ta!